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Friends of
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Dear Cobretti,
The fashion rumor mill has been working overtime
this month, and the latest juicy tidbit is that Stella McCartney will
be leaving Chloe to launch a signature collection. True?
Sheryl Bass
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Dear Sheryl,
You have the right to
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Dear Cobretti,
My friends all tell me
that deep down, men don't want to wear the pants in the relationship, but
would really rather have
the woman be the one in charge. I have taken this approach with several
men, and each time I get my heart broken when they leave me. Could my
friends be wrong?
Tess
McGinterol
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Dear Tess,
Ground control to Major
Tess: Wake up and quit letting your friends run your life!
It's obvious that these men did not want you taking charge,
and by forcing your hand, all you're doing is pushing them
away. Every man is different, and you've got to play each one by
ear, honey. Take it from me: I've been burned more than once, and I
learned a long time ago to take control without letting them
know I'm in control.
Oh, and by the way, ditch those bossy bees you
call friends...all they're doing is
forcing you to spend more time with them!
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Dear Cobretti,
A colleague of mine is
leaving to go overseas, and I would like very much to host a dinner party
for her at my apartment. The problem is, I really don't think I've ever
fit more than six people here at one time! How can I rearrange in order to
comfortably house 10-15 people
while still retaining the necessities for a meal and drinks?
Ruby Mason
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Dear Ruby,
Gonzales talks too
much, doesn't he? |
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Dear Cobretti,
It's summertime again,
and nobody loves to go to the beach more than I do. The problem is, I
still have my five "winter pounds". I need to find a bikini that will help
accentuate the positive, while covering up my problem areas. What do you
suggest?
Patti Damons |
Dear Patti,
What you need is a bikini
that can keep up with your moves and flatter your whole body at
the same time. From the description you gave, my suggestion would be
a trench coat. Or perhaps a large tapestry. Oh wait, here's a better idea:
why don't you get off your fat ass and try losing the weight? I know
everyone likes to take the easy way out these days, Babar, but you're not hurting anyone but yourself. |
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CONFIDENTIALS
Paranoid in
Phoenix: No, your father is not stealing your
lipstick. Confront the maid.
Nervous in
Newcastle: Dump that man, quick! He's ruining your life,
and your reputation.
Old Friend in Ohio: You O.K.? You sure? Let's get outta
here... |
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Marion Cobretti is a member of the L.A.P.D.'s "zombie squad",
and an avid golfer and gun collector. |
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