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Hot damn, here I am. Seems like we hardly see each other any more. Was it something I said? Something I did? Something I didn't do....like not update the site for a long time? I know, I know.......stop your bitchin.

I guess this ship is sinking slow and the captian just does not want to let it go. These days any schmo can have a "blog site". And it looks like almost every schmo does.

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Speaking of porn, check out what this lunatic is doing with his porn blog. Pretty cool.
I got me a case of the horny. I might hit the local colleges and try to score me some college tail. If not, DrBizzaro can set me up with a few Free porn DVDs.

Well, that was a pretty quick year. I can almost count the site updates using all the appendages on my body. What a bummer huh? There will probably be fewer in the coming year. Time is money my friends. And the more time I spend on this site, the less money I seem to make. And the less free porn I get to surf.

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The Great All knowing, all seeing RedBrain freaks out Mjlorio
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.Aye Calypso The hookers we.ve banged. I think those were the words that
Denver John really wanted to sing before he crashed his experimental aircraft in
the waiting sea, he wanted more than anything to take his life and make it
over. That is what I think about on Thanksgiving. It is 2003, the last time I seen
any of you fuckholes I was daydreamin about slitting Sammy Hagars pants open
and pouring hot sauce all over and INTO his Urethra, but I didn.t&.. I actually got a little too close at one of his stupid concerts and about 12 months and 60 hours of Community service later I am out. That.s right, Uncle Lumpy got picked up again by John Q. Law and I got finger fucked in a massive way by getting thrown in the joint. Do any of you fresh faced, zit popping porn gathering condom sniffers now how hard it is to score coke in jail? It.s easier to get fucked by an army of Mexicans (which happens) but hey, I told them when they get out they can cut mine and John.s fucking lawn. With that they beat me with Pepsi cans in a pillow case. So how.s Redbrain been treating you fairy pirates? You all look good. Well America is getting fatter we all knew that. But Thanksgiving is a time to not remember that. Just think about how much you are gonna drink and then double the eating up so you don.t get fucked up too fast. My goal with what.s left of my cocksucker family is DOMESTIC VIOLENCE. I wanna see the fucking cops come by and I want to have one fist in my step fathers craw and the other hand raised over his head beating him senselessly with a turkey carcus . WHO THE FUCK IS HE TO FUCK MY MOTHER? They have only known each other for 16 days and he is gonna make me call him step father. I would rather make love to Adolf Hitlers Ghost. Who the fuck does thanksgiving think it is?
Why did we get ripped off? It used to about the Indians and how bad we fucked
em over for their land that we build adult bookstores on and kill eachoter on.
Why does it have to be about family and spices and Mrs. Paul.s fishsticks?
WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO MURDERING INDIANS ON THANKSGIVING? I guess every holiday ruins the original meaning. My birthday used to be about me getting presents and beatings at my house. Now it.s about me trying to fish out giant Maxi pads of Rita.s out of the toilet cause the bloody water wont go down. What is it about people ruinging shit for me? I would rather see a toy submarine disappear into my a-ring than have one more person wish me a happy hanksigiving. I like when family members choke on Thanksgiving that is a tradition I could live with. Go fuck yourself this day and everyother. I am so sick of hand-me-downs and Turkeys, whats wrong with a fucking threesome on thanksgiving. You could tell the broads, Thanks for giving me a blow job and you overweight blonde thanks for giving my clown cock a ride on you.re a-wiper.

Okay Kiddies Happy Holidays and look out for people at your door in the next
couple months, if they start singing Christmas songs, throw scalding hot soup
in their faces. That will teach those portly mother f.ers not to come singing
at your joint no more.

Now Fuck All.yall
Lumpy The Clown

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by guest columnist,
shtai klyben-shtai

mass destruction yields thirst for more destruction.
this is a strange movement of will, yes, your will.
it makes you feel pity and anger. it makes you feel
RIGHT, i guess, about what i don't know. you get a
taste for it: daydreaming about a bomb blast or an
earthquake right outside your building, during a
meeting at work. you don't want anyone to get
hurt, least of all yourself, but it's so seductive, all
that pity and undefined purpose that tragedy spawns.
you don't want justice, you want THAT. so that's
why war makes sense. the friendly family puppy
that tasted blood by an accidental, playful nip, who
by some accident now craves only that.

i hope you will not take it amiss that i do not make some grand gesture of romance to you on this "valentine.s day". i despise "valentine.s day". we do not love on command, and to force any kind of feeling (any positive one anyway) is to smother whatever potential that feeling may have had. nothing disgusts me more than to be out and about, even worse on public transport, on "valentine.s day" night. to see the faces of other .couples. all self-conscious, and all (consciously or not) with the cruel demeaning look of one who feels humiliated and rapaciously eyeballs the world for signs of insincerity in any expression of amatory glee. "here we are! having fun! in love! we are 'out and about!' see!?" so i.m not asking you to be my valentine. i will pin no pink frilly metals upon you, nor will i wear any.

you are a compassionate, thoughtful, savvy, funky, shit-hot sexy gal, but i.m not gonna tell you that today. nor will i tell you how i drool with anticipation from the radiant inklings of many many exquisite etceteras, with which you shine. no. i just hope that when you drag your grumpy hung-over sweet ass out the door tomorrow evening your eyes will glint with shadenfreude at all the dolled-up slappers and the twits who escort them on their night of agonized pseudo-romance. someday, if you don.t expect it, i might just surprise you with a handgrenade of happy. maybe i.ll write "i love you" in the snow outside your window. i might be standing on your doorstep with a bouquet of cock and a box of fuck. and piss all over my shoes. we can watch fox news and throw beer cans at the teevee. then my buddies will come over and we.ll all smoke bongs and dring bug juice and then go naked chicken fighting. on stilts. again.

i won.t do what i.m supposed to. but if you expect nothing of me, i promise to exceed your expectations. i won.t promise to make you happy, but if you don.t expect it, i just may sneak inside you and light your fire. with a titan rocket engine.

bah humbug!
elmo

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DAYS OF YORE: the archives
DAYS TO COME: elmo promises no more politics
DAYS OF THUNDER: c'mon! YELL at elmo@redbrain.com

N.B. For a fair representation of mainstream European thought on this and other issues, read The Guardian (still free on the Web): www.guardian.co.uk/worldlatest

And if you don't like how I put the case, try this US senator?