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Kraven MooreHead is Waffle Tits.....Local SuperHero & National Reporter...

Hello everyone I'm Kraven MooreHead.  Today I will bring you a telephone interview with the one and only Britney Spears.  I conducted this phone call Friday November 16th, 2001.  Just one day before her "Live from Las Vegas" which will appear on HBO.
The following is what took place.

Waffle tits- Britney
Britney- Yes.  How are you?
Waffle Tits-  I'm great.  Thank you for actually taking this call.
Britney-  No problem.
Waffle Tits-  Well my name is Kraven MooreHead and I'm doing this interview for a internet site.  So if you wouldn't mind I will begin.
Britney-  No problem.  What's the site?
Waffle tits- RedBrain.com  Ever heard of it?
Britney- No I cant say that I have.  What does this site do?
Waffle tits-  They provide interviews with celebrities, funny articles, and contests for prizes.
Britney- What do people win if they win anything at all?
Waffle tits-  Bumper sticks.
Britney- Oh.  Okay.
Waffle tits- Okay here goes the interview-
Britney- What did you say your name was again?  I'm sorry to keep interrupting you. (she begins to slightly laugh)
Waffle tits- My name is Kraven MooreHead.
Britney-..................Oh.  Just wondered.  
Waffle tits-Did you have to put in alot of work getting this HBO deal?
Britney-(she again begins to laugh) Kraven Moorehead? (I can hear laughter in the back ground)
Waffle tits- Yeah?
Britney- I'm sorry I just got your name.  Very funny-immature-but funny.  Does everyone on that site carry names simular to yours?
Waffle tits-  Yes and no.  Do you want to know their names?
Britney- No.
Waffle tits- Okay.  Interview then?
Britney-  Yeah and again I'm sorry.
Waffle tits-  No problem.  Did you put in alot of hard work to get this HBO deal?
Britney- No.  They approached me about it.  I didn't think it was something to pass up.
Waffle tits- Let's get it straight.  You didn't do it for the money right?
Britney -(laughs) No it's never been about the money.  I'm financial secure.  
Waffle tits- And who are you aiming this concert to?
Britney- My fans.  Who else?
Waffle tits- Do you love me?
Britney- (laughs) WHAT?
Waffle tits- Puffy.  Let's talk about Puff Daddy.  I heard you were going to do a song for his next single.
Britney- He just released his album.  I don't think he's moving foward so fast.
Waffle tits- My mistake.  Damn rumor's.
Britney-  Tell me about it.
Waffle tits- Okay.  I heard from a credible news source about some mysterious video tape stolen from your house.  
Britney- I was once told "Rumor's are dimes in piles of pennies"
Waffle tits- Yeah i remember inventing that line.
Britney- (laughs) Your funny.
Waffle tits- I know.  Moving on to my next question.
Britney- (talking to someone in the background)Redbrain.com.  It's a internet site.  Get this I'm talking to Kraven MooreHead.(laughter breaks out) Kraven what are the other names on this site?
Waffle tits- We have RedBrain, Lumpy the Clown, Elmo Fudpucker, Randy Stainer, B.L.A.Z.E, And my superior Unkle Slappy Nuttz.
Britney-(she is repeating these names to someone in the background.  Laughter breaks out.  LOUD, ANNOYING LAUGHTER....simular to the shriek of pigs during a slaughter.)
Waffle tits- Britney I only have thirty minutes on this cheap ass calling card.
Britney- I'm sorry.  We got a kick out of the names.
Waffle tits- Who's there with you?
Britney-  Some friends in the show.  Dancers.
Waffle tits- How does it make you feel to know guy's are currently masturbating over you?
Britney..............Hold on.
Silence.....................I'm about to hang up.  
Britney- I'm back.  Sorry.
The phone seems to have a small echo.  Speaker phone it appears.
Britney-  Now what was that last question?
Waffle tits-  Do you get alot of fan mail?
Britney-......Yeah I guess.  I'm not sure there's a standard to how much mail a celebrity should receive.
Waffle tits- Ok....How's your relationship going with that one guy?
Britney-  Justin?
Waffle tits- You don't have to rub his name in my face.  He's lucky that's all.  If you ever met me we would be in love.
Britney-  Oh...Your so sweet, but i hear that almost everyday.  Mostly from weird older looking men.  Is that you?
Waffle tits- I love you.
Britney-(in the background) Did he just say I love you?
Waffle tits- So for your show tomorrow can we expect any special guests?
Britney-  Well if i tell how special would it be? (background) how much does he get paid for this?
Waffle tits-  Hey genious you do understand that speaker phone's work both way's right?
Britney- Well I think i better end this.
Waffle tits- Ok, Ok last question then I'm done.  Sound good?
Britney- Sure.
Waffle tits- Are your boob's real?
Britney-.........click.........
Waffle tits- THE PEOPLE DESERVE TO KNOW THE TRUTH!
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Waffle tits- I love you.........And your fake boobies.
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Since she ended our conversation early I didn't have a chance to plug her fan mail address.  
So instead here's the best I could do upon dead line.
Billy Jo Spears 2802 Columbine Place  Nashville TN 37204
Enjoy.........