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Dear Cobretti,
It seems that citrus
shades are VERY popular this season. From tops
and dresses to belts and accessories, I see them everywhere. The problem is, I've
never looked good in citrus. What can I do? Help!!
Jenni Cross
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Dear Jenni,
My liscence plate says AWSOM 50. |
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Dear Cobretti,
I've heard that there is something called
a "sex sign", and that it dictates your sexual drive and behavior. Is
this true? If so, how can I find out what mine is? My birthday is
December 5, 1973.
Sara Jurgenson
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Dear Sara,
Paging Sara Jurgenson:
Find and use your sex sign now! It changed my life and freed me
to become the uninhibited, brassy woman that I am today. Well, let's see
here...November makes you an Aries in the Mars sign. You're described
as emotionally fearless, with a devil-may-care attitude. When
you're attracted to a man, you go for it! The cool, indifferent kind
of man attracts your maternal side, but he's not the one who gets
your motor ruinning! Sexually, you've been settling for less than
you should, so get ready
for an erotic journey. You deserve it sister!
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Dear Cobretti,
I've heard that the
next big thing in nail color are iridescent shades. True?
LaShonda Williams
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Dear LaShonda,
You know what's bad for your health? Me. Clean
up your act.
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Dear Cobretti,
I have an embarassing
problem. I have unwanted
facial hair, and no matter how hard I've tried (including several different
products and a hypnotist) I can't fully get rid of it.
Cobretti, it's ruining my life! I can't get a date, and people constantly
stare and laugh at me. What can you suggest? Please help me!!!!
Sharon Beumont |
Dear Sharon,
I feel your pain. For
years I was embarassed about the fact that I had to shave my face
every day. I used to use a depilatory
cream on my lip. It's a complete pain - and walking around with that
white mustache is tres gouche. Recently, however, I've discovered a
product called Cynoquil. Cynoquil is a cream which, when applied
directly over the problem area, gets down to the heart of the
problem. Namely, the root. Apply two to four times daily (depending
on the thickness of growth in the area) and you should see results
in 2 to 4 weeks.
Don't let unsightly facial hair run
your life, Sharon. Take control back with
Cynoquil. |
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Marion Cobretti is a member of the L.A.P.D.'s "zombie squad",
and an avid golfer and gun collector. |
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