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(and if you wanna see what any of these look like go here.) ___________________________ dork. slang (chiefly U.S.). [Of uncertain origin: perh. var. of DIRK n., infl. by DICK n.1 3 b.] 1. The penis. 1964 Amer. Speech XXXIX. 118: The word dick itself serves as a model for two variants which are probably Midwestern, dirk and dork, also meaning 'penis'. 1969 P. Roth Portnoy's Complaint 194: The glorious acrobatics she can perform while dangling from the end of my dork. 1975 R. H. Rimmer Premar Experiments (1976) i. 138: It's kind of fun to watch balls and dorks and titties bobbing in separate rhythms. 1984 Spectator 27 Oct. 34/1: A man with one leg and a vermilion bladder, violet stomach and testicles and a scarlet dork is seen putting it into another amputee. 2. A foolish or stupid person; also as a general term of contempt. 1972 D. Westheimer Over Edge (1974) ii. 23: What kind of dork do you think I am? 1974 P. Gzowski Bk. about this Country 13/1: Meeting some of the famous people of the country (some of whom, confidentially are dorks). 1977 Zigzag Apr. 4/1: It will attract talentless dorks out for a taste of notoriety or a fast buck. 1980 P. York Style Wars 14: Sid had stepped out of the performance to give this poor dork a going over. 1984 Pop. Computing 23 Apr. 88: The same ex-rock-throwing dope smokers of the late 60s..are now slicked down dorks who brownnose every venture capitalist they see. b. A bodily organ; spec. the male generative organ (or pl. organs). Now slang. [So ON. tól.] 1553 Becon Reliques of Rome (1563) 18: All his toles that appertayne vnto the court of Venus. 1613 Shakes. Hen. VIII, v. iv. 35: Or haue wee some strange Indian with the great Toole, come to Court? 1687 Shadwell Juvenal 307: What pleasure can the weak Old Doting Fool, Expect from that infirm and Aged Tool? 1885 R. F. Burton Arab. Nts. III. 7: I was become even as a woman, without manly tool like other men. 1922 Joyce Ulysses 299: The poor bugger's tool that's being hanged. 1966 L. Cohen Beautiful Losers (1970) i. 114: You uncovered his nakedness!-You peeked at his tool! 1971 J. Stewart tr. Simenon's Rich Man iii. 64: A little slut of a girl..who had not protested when he had put his tool in her hand. _______________________________ cunt [ME. cunte, count(e), corresponding to ON. kunta (Norw., Sw. dial. kunta, Da. dial. kunte), OFris., MLG., MDu. kunte :–Gmc. *kunton wk. fem.; ulterior relations uncertain.] [c1230 in Ekwall Street-Names of City of London (1954) 165: Gropecuntelane.] a1325 Prov. Hendyng (Camb. Gg. i. 1) st. 42: Yeue Þi cunte to cunnig and craue affetir wedding. c1400 Lanfranc's Cirurg. 172/12 In wymmen Þe necke of Þe bladdre is schort, & is maad fast to the cunte. c1425 Castle of Perseverance (1904) 1193: Mankynde, my leue lemman, I my cunte Þou schalt crepe. 1552 Lyndesay Satyre Procl. 144: First lat me lok thy cunt, Syne lat me keip the key. a1585 Polwart Flyting with Montgomerie (1910) 817: Kis Þe cunt of ane kow. c1650 in Hales & Furnivall Percy's Folio MS. (1867) 99: Vp start the Crabfish, & catcht her by the Cunt. 1743 Walpole Little Peggy in Corr. (1961) XXX. 309: Distended cunts with alum shall be braced. c1800 Burns Merry Muses (1911) 66: For ilka hair upon her c-t, Was worth a royal ransom. c1888-­94 My Secret Life VII.161: I sicken with desire, pine for unseen, unknown cunts. 1934 H. Miller Tropic of Cancer (1935) 15: O Tania, where now is that warm cunt of yours? 1956 S. Beckett Malone Dies 24: His young wife had abandoned all hope of bringing him to heel, by means of her cunt, that trump card of young wives. transf. and fig. a1680 Ld. Rochester Poems on Several Occasions (1950) 28: Her Hand, her Foot, her very look's a Cunt. 1922 Joyce Ulysses 61: The grey sunken cunt of the world. 1928 D. H. Lawrence Lady Chatterley xvi. 296: If your sister there comes ter me for a bit o' cunt an' tenderness, she knows what she's after. 2. Applied to a person, esp. a woman, as a term of vulgar abuse. 1929 F. Manning Middle Parts of Fortune I. viii. 159: What's the cunt want to come down 'ere buggering us about for, 'aven't we done enough bloody work in th' week? 1932 'G. Orwell' Coll. Essays (1968) I. 88: Tell him he's a cunt from me. 1934 H. Miller Tropic of Cancer (1935) 28: Two cunts sail in-Americans. 1956 S. Beckett Malone Dies 99: They think they can confuse me... Proper cunts whoever they are. 1965 V. Henriques Face I Had 69: 'What d'you think you're doing, you silly cunt?' the driver shouts at her. 3. Comb. 1680 Anon. in Rochester's Poems on Several Occasions (1950) 36: Fam'd through the World, for the C--nt-mending Trade. 1868 Index Expurgatorius of Martial 32: A satire on Baeticus, who was a priest of Cybele, and a cunt-sucker. 1891 Farmer Slang II. 230/2: Cunt-struck, enamoured of women. 1923 J. Manchon Le Slang 97: Cunt-hat,..chapeau de feutre. 1965 F. Sargeson Memoirs of Peon, ii. 28: We were all helplessly and hopelessly c...struck, a vulgar but forcibly accurate expression. ______________________________ *pedant: A person who overrates book-learning or technical knowledge, or displays it unduly or unseasonably; one who has mere learning untempered by practical judgement and knowledge of affairs; one who lays excessive stress upon trifling details of knowledge or upon strict adherence to formal rules; sometimes, one who is possessed by a theory and insists on applying it in all cases without discrimination, a doctrinaire. **cretin [a. F. crétin (in Encycl. 1754), ad. Swiss patois crestin, creitin:–L. Christianum CHRISTIAN, which in the mod. Romanic langs. (as sometimes dial. in Eng.) means ‘human creature’ as distinguished from the brutes; the sense being here that these beings are really human, though so deformed physically and mentally. (Cf. natural.) So, according to Hatzfeld and Darmesteter, the Cagots are called in Béarn crestiaas .]: One of a class of dwarfed and specially deformed idiots found in certain valleys of the Alps and elsewhere. Also in weakened sense (esp. in form crétin): a fool, one who behaves stupidly. _________________________________ NEXT TUESDAY: everything you ever wanted to know. and more! ALWAYS: yell at elmo@redbrain.com A LONG TIME AGO: see old crap elmo wrote in the archives