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Email from John
Happy--10/15/01
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Hey GuESs whAt!? LuMPy Is On VaCAtIOn anD He aSseD
me (His FriENd JohN) to wRItE TO YoU gUyS AnD TeLL
You WhAtS GoInG oN.
SinCe lUmPy LeFt (hE wEnT tO sPaINs tO SeE The KinG
Or suMPin) ivE bEeN lIViN LikE a ReaL rOcKefelleR!
WatChIN mERrY mELOdY cArtoONS AnD DriNkin hAWAIIn
pUNCh RigHT Out Of ThE Can...WoW I lOVe WhEn LumPY'S
oN VaCtioN.
he TOLd mE tO sTaY oUT oF hiS sTUFf But I cuLdNT
heLp it...I wEnT tHRu His shOE bOX uNDer The bEd
AnD FouND All SorTS uH GooD stuff. nAkEd MeN PlAYInG
cArDS, BulLEtS, bAgS FulL Of sUgAr, RaZoRbLaDeS,
NudIE pICturES oF RitA aNd hEr SisTeR, a olD BlooDy
StEak NifE, alL SorTS oF kEys anD A mAp Of ThE sTArS
hoUSeS. coOL hUh?
dOnT tELl hiM I tOlD You cAusE hE'LL Be MaD.
i WaNt To HavE mY FriEnD gARry (hES oNLy Got ONE
eye And One Arm anD onE lEG-HES dISaDVanTaGeD) OveR
tO The HouSE tO pLAy ArMy oR WaTcH mOVieS (i LovE
LilY tOmLINs) i WatChEd 9 To 5 lots OF tIMES-SHes
So FunNY- I lIKe ThaT fONe opErAtEr sHe PlaYeD AnD
AlsO i LikE wHeN sHe playEd ThAT GirL iN tHat bIG
ChAir, tHaT ChAiR WoULd Be sO CoOl TO oWN. I WiSh
caRoL bUrnETTS aNd HeR WuLD mAkE A MoVIE, SoMetHin
WitH tIm ConwAY (DorF MaKeS GarRY's moUtH FoAm uP)
- So Not DorF- But wItH HaRvEy KoRMans, Hes FunNY
CusE He aLWayS laUghs.
HeY sUmOneS AT ThE DooR be riGht BacK
AhHh ,JusT aNOtHEr OnE oF lUMpYS FrieNdS lOokin
foR hiM. hOw cUm He GeTS All ThE pEoPlE CumIN oVEr
RiGhT wHeN hE LeAvEs? ThiS gUY SaiD hIS nAme wAS
JohN, Hey lIKe mINe! buT hE hAd a dIffErENt LaSt
onE, LuCkY, iT wAs SuMthiN lIke DaLoREn Or DaLorEaNN
hE wANtEd To tAlK TO LuMPy abOuT sOmE bIzness DeAL
fROM lOTs a YeaRS aGo. Oh WelL- I tOld hiM TO cOMe
BacK aNoThEr timE.
I beTteR gET GoinG, i GOT tO TaKe my BrAiN pILLs
And ThEn GeT rEADy fOr BeD. lUMpY TolD ME To sLeeP
wItH A gaS MaSK on juSt iN cAsE TeRrOriStS comE
TO ouR TowN AnD TrY tO aNtHrAx uS.
WELL Its OnlY oNE Day so FaR AnD I mIss LumPy alReAdy-
i hope Hes HaVIn Fun AND I hOp E hE dONt GeT mAd
ThAt i bUrNeD Part of tHe KitCheN oN acCIDenT mAkIn
FiSH StiCks- Oh And thAt i lOoKed ThrU hIS Stuff
(I wANt To LOOK thRU his OthEr boXes TWO)
JuSt doNt teLl hiM
- Bye siGNeD, jOHnnY hAppy
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