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Eboneezer Lumpy-1/1/02
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Hello Kiddies,
And now for something I do not understand.
By the way Happy Fucking Holidays, I hope you got
me a fucking present. Hopefully it's my favorite
cologne "ankles behind the ears""by
Prince Matchibelli. Anyways, now onto to my fucking
topic. Holiday Greeting Cards....how stupid are
holiday greeting cards. People I haven't or wouldn't
say fuck you to in five years all the sudden want
to wish me a happy holiday. Hey Fuck you, you know
I should send out cards that say FUCK YOU in the
mail. That would be pretty cool. I wouldn't even
need a reason or a holiday, I would just need a
fucking stamp. I know..Lumpy, lighten up for fuck's
sake, it's the holidays, hey FUCK YOU TOO. You know
what really gets me, people that put their kids
on the card. I didn't have kids so I or someone
else I know wouldn't even have to look at them,
and now you send me a poster size card of some of
the ugliest fucking kids I have ever seen to wish
me a happy holiday, well you can suck it jack, that
just fucked up Christmas for me. Now the worst,
by far the biggest mistake that any human can make.
Putting your pets image, likeness or persona on
a card can and will ruin the holidays for people
you are sending it to. If you have your dog, cat,
bird or likewise, wearing a santa hat or running
out of a stocking you ought to have your fucking
onion looked at. This is unacceptable for any holiday,
but it especially ruins Christmas. If you sign your
names Dotty and Mark and then insult someone's intelligence
by signing your pets names, you are a full fledged
asshole. To sign the name Scraps to a letter means
that you think the dog understands the concept of
mail, greeting cards, holidays, and feelings. I
have news for you you pencil pushing ass worker.
They only have limited capabilities, writing, symbols
language, and holiday appreciation are not them.
They are survival, eating, drinking, and running.
These animals are still on the fight or flight thing.
They don't know if it's fucking Tuesday let alone
Christmas. They know that it's balls cold when they
go outside, and they know you feed them, THAT IS
THE EXTENT OF YOUR RELATIONSHIP. Your pet does not
possess personality traits, you assign them human
emotions and feelings. You are manifesting this
sick relationship in your head. This dog would go
with someone else if they fed it. This dog could
live in the woods and eat garbage. What person do
you know capable of that. DO NOT sign your pets
name, especially if it is a smug housecat. This
animal shits in a sand filled box and buries it,
it would eat sardines out of a day old pussy if
you let it. This animal does not have the wherewithal
to sign on the dotted line. So don't do it. For
god's sake have some fucking kids, at least they
have emotions, and lord knows that backfires at
about 12 years old, but at least you have sometime
before you can neglect them. Stop with the dopey
cards, stop with the animals telling me to enjoy
the holidays, and for gods sake, stop with the Santa
Clause bullshit. Oh and by the way Fuck you.
Bah Humbug
TCB LTC God Bless America -
Lumpy The Clown
READ MY OLD ARTICLES
in SPENT LOADS
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