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Lez be friends-3/26/02
Hello Kiddies-
Just in time, man am I glad I got a hold of you! WHEW! I thought I lost you. Look are you worried about the end of the world? YOu should be, this doomsday clock keeps on ticking and guess what, we don't know what we are doing. Last night was fucking it. I saw the writing in the sky, it is all but a series of numbered days. How did we possibly get comfortable with this bane. How is that we became so irrationally ignorant all in one generation. You have no idea how bad Lumpy wants to watch two girls get it on. I just want it live in the flesh right under my nose so I can smell it. I want to lie down next to these sluts and feel how fast their tiny hearts race against their ribcage.There is something so wrong about the lesbo business.There is something so wrong about the lesbo business. I liken it to the wild. I liken it to the simple example that you NEVER see two girl squirrels licking pussy. There is no point to it. There is no point to homosexuality either. It serves no purpose to our procreation. And basically folks that is why most species are here am I right. We are the only ones who figured out how to write and forge metal and those two reasons have fostered and environment to try and figure it all out. Figure all what out? That we like to watch lesbos go at it. That we like even more to hold young, smooth skinned girls instead of 56 year old bar hags. Well don't blame me, sometimes 56 year old bar hags are all that are left when it's time to cum. When you are fucking them it doesn't seem that bad either. It is when you cum buckets into their stretched out plunger hole and it rushes back out all over you, for a 56 year old woman has now business retaining your spew in her to make babies. And that is why we actually have orgasms, to make babies. So why do I want to lie next to two 18 year olds while they lick each others pussies? Why do I want to feel their taught skin rub against my muti-colored, scarred skin. Because I am a sick fuck, because my vision of living no longer revolves around the procreation of our species, it revolves around the selfish needs of my libido. As I wrestle with the facts, I realize that I know it's wrong and I do it anyway. That is what is so fucked up. If you are reading this, you are probably one of those same people. I am sure there are others out there, others with morals and feelings. I am sure there are others who can execute judgement and make quality choices but I am not one of them. I am one of the others. One from the wrong side of the street, and we are mixing, we are starting to mix our selves together. Our judgement impaired and our intellectuals are breeding. We are making offspring that are torn between deciding what is right and moral and what is dirty and sexy. We are picking the dirty and sexy too. Stay tuned while I get my act together, the one year anniversary is cumming up. I want to make everyone a special treat. Don't forget to email or IM Red about how much you dig the fucking site, he is looking green after we turned in our expense budgets. DONŐT LET REDBRAIN.COM SUFFER THE DOT COM BOMB. Help us rise above it all. Get your friends turned on to the site, or I'll show up in your fucking driveway. Get some big shot friends of your rich parents to grant us some fucking dinero, or I'll break into your fucking basement. Ahhhh what am I saying it's useless, you want us to die and go away. FUCK ALL OF YOU INDIVIDUALLY and if you are Alex's friend from www.houseoftransgressions.com, then I want to personally fuck the shit out of you myself, i have never seen a hotter fucking chick in my life. Stay tuned.

Now Fuck All Y'All
Lumpy The Clown

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