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Beverly Hillboner--4/30/01
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Hello Kiddies-
Freaky as it may sound Lumpy has been doin a lot of checking out of
shit lately. First off I found a couple of things out about dirty 800 numbers.
It’s way cheaper to jerk off on your own. One time I called one and thought
I was gonna be able to talk all nasty and the broad on the other end was
asking me shit like.. "Where are you from?" and "How old are you?". Hey
look baby, at 3.99 a minute you better start talking about how
that fish smells. Well this broad couldn’t take the hint, she says
some dopey shit like "I’m from Las Vegas", I sat there as my boner drooped
into a 1/3rd and said oh yeah, then she starts telling me about all the
crazy sights in Vegas. Now I wanted to throw up, I already got a
real big Visa bill and this broad is taking it into the stratosphere and
I can’t even cum. She just keeps on yammering about all the sights and
she starts talking about the Beverly Hillbillies
Casino. Now I am about to reach through the phone and end her phone
whore life. She tells me that Jethro is gonna open it and they need to
get a clearance for how high the flame will shoot
out of the oil well, because of airplanes in and out of Vegas could
get burnt. My cock is now as limp as a tube sock and I got the Director
of Asshole Tourism on the line, I said "WAIT, HOLD IT, I wanna get
my cock sucked over the phone, NOW!" Well now she gets a little attitude
goin’. I am thinking to myself that by this point I have spent at least
35 bucks. If I hang up the phone, it’s a matter of principle I get nothing,
if I try to get another hard on it could cost me 3.99 per minute until
I get it back up. Now I am furious, so I tell this bitch I am startin to
get Sprint PMS'd off and if she don’t clam up about Jethro I am gonna make
her lie down next to Irene Ryan in a grave. Well
lo and behold she says oh, so you like it dirty huh? Now I am at 60 bucks,
no boner but she’s startin to get the hint. Then my fucking call waiting
goes off, I say can you hold on. Now here I am, wasting all kinds of money,
asking my phone hooker to hold on......nothing was goin right. It was John,
Lumpy Lumpy, he starts going off about who knows what and I say I’ll call
you back. He says no it’s real important, so I say what the fuck is it
John, I’m busy tryin to get phone phucked. and he says, Beverly Hillbillies
is on and Jethro thinks the swimming pool is called the ce-ment pond, isn’t
that funny Lumpy? I hang up on him and click over and the bitch is gone.
NOW I sit here, nude, 75 bucks in the no phone sex hole, John buggin me,
no boner, real pissed off. So I did what any normal person would do. I
flipped on the hillbillies and beat off when Mr.
Drysdale’s dyke secretary, Miss Hathaway, came on the screen.
Now, Fuck All Y'all!
Lumpy The
Clown
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