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King of da Ring--7/20/01
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Hello Kiddies:
Lunatic Fringe, I know you're out there... Your
in hiding.....I LOVE THAT SONG. Remember when Louden
Swayne listened to that only to get all pumped up
and wrestle that dude. HE ALSO HAD THAT HOT LIVE
IN PIECE OF ASS. GOD WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL. Remember
how he got caught sniffing the dirty crotch of her
panties, if I had a dime for every time I (AHEM)...
well anyways! I wrestled professionally for about
18 months,
it started off as a hobby and then it made it's
way into a serious career choice for me. So
I remember one night it was a tough match, if I
beat this one guy out of the crowd, they were going
to have me wrestle a special guest that if I beat
would get me a cashiers check made out for 750 dollars.
I thought whoa fuck 750 dollars. I could buy a lot
of pot with 750 dollars, not to mention, get laid,
a steak, and a new pair of underpants so I could
ditch the stink of these shit stained pants. I don't
think anyone would bring these fuckers to their
nose. If their is someone out there, brave enough,
please send food stamps or dirty pictures to lumpytheclown@redbrain.com.
If not, then listen to the rest of my fucking story.
So this dirt bag flies up on the stage. This gorilla
looking fucker and we squared off, we started flyin
into each other. A
couple body slams, a couple of pile drivers. Then
I pinned that drunk dago, so I could move onto
hittin the shit with the 750 clams. So out of the
curtain, they pull this fucking guy draped in a
velvet robe. Covered head to toe, no one could see
his face. He worked his way through the crowd of
winos
and drunks. He
made it up to the ring and the crowd went fucking
ballistic. He stood on the bloodstained canvas and
under a single halogen bulb this freak dropped his
robe. The crowd shrieked in delight and I spun around
to see my opponent. As the robe slid off, the burgundy
velvet contrasted with this freaks white skin. I
don't mean he was pale either, I mean my opponent
stood before me as a fucking real live god damn
albino. Now I wasn't sure that I was still that
in need of 750 clams, but I thought of all that
kind budI could score. So I did my best to overlook
this freaks frosting colored skin. I looked the
other way as we danced around the ring a little
bit I grabbed hold of him as we locked up and I
felt my fingers disappear onto what felt like rubber
skin. I couldn't
handle it, I let go and he dropped me to canvas
as I let go of my guard. He twisted around me and
I broke free. I went to twist his arm into a hold
and my hands squeezed his wrist as if it were made
of dildo
rubber. I honestly felt my fingers touch through
the rubbery skin. I don't think this cocksucking
whitey had any bones. Now I am no scientist, but
I know all people have bones. I let go of his wrist,
writhing
in disgust, that's when I looked into this milktoasts
eyes and realized that he had no fucking color to
his saucers they were all huge, black pupils. Now
I am not superstitious but I have seen enough Scooby
Doo episodes to know to run in midair and then hit
the fucking road. I don't care, or care to know
if that pale, rubbery goul got the 750 bucks or
sucked the brains
out of everyone in that dump. I didn't stick around
long enough to find out. I was back home washing
my hands with rubbing alcohol so I didn't have his
stink all over me. God Bless america and forget
about the pigmentally challenged, they are worse
than the fucking
retards.
Now Fuck All Y'All
Lumpy The Clown
READ MY OLD ARTICLES
in SPENT LOADS
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