The best of me went, an iterating
Splash, a gentle moving arc across
The broad white face of that urinal.

In dark goes the stout. Thick murk
To the neurons, crystal piss to
The porcelain. And tomorrow
The darkness descends…

Smoke curls,
Blue Merle
Milton Berle
A chained dog sniffs
A skirted girl.

And her over there,
Yes! Then no. That
Chinese guy, he
Stopped the show.

A snaggle-toothed, jowly
bum brings joy, with
thick fingers, smoking,
he starts to "convoy":

"Down in the jungle, pupped
In a tent
Ol Jack Donalds a
Camping went.
Spied a murky maid who took
His fancy, when
She smiled back, he ripped
Off his pants - hee
Hee! She yelped in
Terrible shock
When Old Jack whipped out
His terrible cock.
That's not all, for
All went well.
See, in three months she
Began to swell.
Six more months, about
To drop,
She gritted her teeth and
Then went Pop!
That's not the end, it gets
Even better,
The sultry mommy, knitting
A sweater
Cried in delight at
The fortunate sight
Of little Jack D
With his long thick wee."

The cholos and migo
Nodded consigo
Unshied,
I
Replied:

Me and Tim
A-camping went,
Saw three maidens
In a tent.
They was three
And we was two
So I buck one
And Timbuktoo!

Hilarity reigned, and so I departed.
The bum went long-faced, sighed and then farted.
The cholos were pissed to be left with this friend,
He was dirty, stupid, but a well-spoke rear-end.

"Gonna go spray,"
I decided to say,
Then I walked away,

So now I convey that that
is how I ended up this way.