Damn, I've been busy ass this week. It's snowed like BEEOTCH for the past few days. Hard to believe it was 60 degrees out last Saturday and Sunday. Now the city is buried in 10 inches of snow. Ahh Chicago in the winter. Taint it grand?

ELMO is back! With promises of updates, anal sex and other various delusions of grandeur. Well, updates anyway. Damn, they're all coming out of the woodwork this week. It must be something in the water.

Another reason for natural selection. This Homo-erotic novel actually turns into a white-mans rap-fest. (Well, one white man and one multi-colored man, to be exact.)

Red and Slappy discuss the finer point of music.

Doc Weasel's resident dirty girl is back. This time Sunny explains how to "munch the clam". The RIGHT way. So all you half-ass, crack lappers better sit the fuck down and listen the fuck up. Pretty soon, you'll be eating pussy like a porno star in the 70's. Now all you have to do is get your fat, lazy ass out of that computer chair, get out into the REAL world and find yourself a woman. And not the kind that you usually pay for. A real one.

A surfer tires of the Justin/Zack drama. (We are still waiting with baited breath for an update photo from either of these 2, from this years "Wrestlemania".)

Not only did this person not leave an email address, they didn't leave the URL. I have no idea who this was from or to what site it was referencing.

Big "G Money" sent us in a joke.
"15 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/shopping partner/significant other is taking his/her sweet time"

We got another new movie at the bottom of the movie list. (see below) The Movie Maker Contest ends today! So go make one and send it in, cuz it's the last day to submit your movie.

Just in case you missed the announcement Monday.... We launched Fullcirclecinema.com! We also added "Ask Dr Asshole", got rid of Ask Cobretti, the trivia contest and had a season (perhaps a lifelong) cliffhanger to MacchioWatch . (You can still read the archives.)


Shameless plugz and thanx go out to:
StickyHole - for sending us a assload of traffic! (Get it? StickyHole-Assload. Yeah, I BET you get it.)
Experimentia - for calling us (and I quote) "A Great site". Wow. Worthly of the NewYorker.
Cry for Help - for all the creepy flash movies they make.
69lix - for getting in on the movie contest
EvilCharles - for getting in on the movie contest too