I've been in a funk for the past few days. I didn't get much sleep on Sunday night. I was up late at a poker game winning money. Then up late again on Monday night out partying with some old friends. Now tonight, I feel like a slug. So that's my excuse and I'm sticking to it. Plus the fact that Elmo, Randy, Dr AssHole, and Slappy havent sent anything in for weeks. What the fuck are these guys doing? Playing Nintendo? They should be sitting at the computers creating their next masterpiece for you the good surfer.

We do have some new horrorscopes for you. So go and see what the future will bring you.

I was surfing around and stumbled across THIS SITE. Can you belive it? I smell lawsuit! Perhaps Lumpy and I can cash in and live happily ever after. Oh wait, it's just a tribute to us from Doc Weasel. There goes our dreams of fountain magic.

Is it just me, or are these guys totally fucked in the head?


EN the News:
MentalEarnie finally got his own domain.
Makes Me Angry was added to our family of sites in our database.
Really Nice Jerk finally got some sort of referral counter.

How smart are you? A Mastermind? I doubt it.


Wanna look at some pictures? What kind you ask? Fuck if I know, you'll just have to weed through them yourself.

We just slipped past "Chokin Yur Chicken"...Noooooooooo

Well, 'ol Red is gonna grab some coffee and get to work.