Well kids. 'Ol Red is going on vacation this weekend. So this will be the last update till next Tuesday. I would tell you where I'm going, but I don't want 1000's of fans showing up at the hotel like last time. Camping out in the shanty town built in the hotel parkinglot. Placing wake up calls for me at 4:30 am. The all night party's in my presidential suite. TV's being thrown out the window from the 47th floor. 300 naked coeds jammed into the pool. A $3727 bill for room service. The sex, the drugs the rock and or Roll music. Other stars who like to show up to be seen.
So please people, if the press leaks where I am going to be, or if you see it on the news, PLEASE let me have my privacy. If you happen to be there and see me, a simple nod of the head and wink of the eye will do. I just want to relax on thisvacation. Thank you.

Randy is back again for a record setting 3rd week in a row!

Elmo pines for another. (Or he's just really, really hungry. I can't tell which)

For those of you who caught it, we were all very excited to hear Lumpy on the radio yesterday. In case you missed it, which I'm sure 99.999%of you did, here is an excerp from Lumpys report. It's good to see him finally return to Showbusiness. Who knows, in a couple of more years he may even make Weather-girl on our local news show.

Speaking of Lumpy, I was searching Ewebid the other day and I found this auction. It's amazing what people will actually bid on.. But I guess with clubs like this out in the world, or people prepairing food like this (or worse), or even writing books, it's no wonder. It was only a matter of time before projects like this were being developed. In fact I think I stumbled on to a whole new society.
But even in a world full of love for one thing, you're bound to find hardcore, head to head debates.


We got some Jimmy Redmond feedback from "The one, the only, the Kid from Office Depot."


These dumb games should keep you simpletons busy until my grand return from paradice. (If not, these games are even dumber.)


Anyone heard about Porn for a dollar? Full access for a month, for only $1?!?!? Shit, the price is right. Think I'll have me a look see.
Or you can just visit our new porn page for it!

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For those of you who reside in or around the Chicagoland, you may have heard our very own Lumpy the Clown on The Kevin Matthews Show (105.9 WCKG) on Tuesday and Wednesday! Seems as though our little friend Lumpy is going to be covering the Robert Blake Trial out is sunny California. You can also show your support by calling the station and telling them that you want to hear "MORE LUMPY" on the radio!
If you want to find out more about the Kevin Matthews Show you can go right to his website: Kevhead.com

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