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Diana Ross is a lying bitch..with fat tits --1/29/02
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This story is rated
® not for any real reason..but i found myself
watching the old SNL show with Garth Brooks and
i hate myself for it.......
Unkle Slappy Nuttz life story so real its almost
real....huh...44 years 44 days and other 44 numbers
as well
Diana Ross is a lying bitch..with fat tits
well this story started back in georgia..late 73...
i was with a small group of dope heads...and we
were always looking for ways to steal, destroy,
kill, and rape..obviously rape small woodland creatures...well
it was getting dark and i dont think we boned over
4 small fuzzy bunnys....
anyways...i get side tracked
so i was chillin with my group of peoples when we
decided to head to a local football game and waste
our live..
well the game was actually good..it was between
the school of the blind and the school of the mute....
so one team couldnt hear the snap count and the
other couldnt see the snap..it made for an intresting
time
so halftime brought a special show....it was Diana
Ross....we were shocked and showed our love for
her
U.S.N.-SHOW US YOUR TITS
friend 1-im having dianas love child
friend 2-diana ross swollows
friend 3-who the hell is diana ross
well you can see we were syked that she would be
here..you know the retard bowl
so diana ross started singing and it started off
small..my friend wanted to donate his money then
clothes to her...i laughed it off...
then i noticed everyone was in some weird "i must
donate to her" spell
i looked around pissed and what i saw scared me..Sally
Struthers..you know her..shes that bitch worth millions
but asks YOU to help sponsor a child in some third
world country for like 30 cents a day..LIKE THAT
BITCH CANT BUY THAT COUNTRY...
well diana ross ended her song and Sally reeped
the rewards..she was grabing clothes, money, used
condoms, boxes of cake mix, and other things....headin
off to some poor countries caves to live with her
hairy, faggot ass turbin wearin husband..FUCK THAT
MUSLIM!
well after diana ross left the spell seemed to wear
off..people felt used, and the cute girl three seats
down from me felt molested
i grabbed my friends an took them home..this was
a job for (music) U-N-K-L-E-S-L-A-P-P-Y-N-U-T-T-Z
i ran to my buddy..Sir Dingle-Dang (soon to be king)
i told him what happened and i needed help..he promised
me that i had the help of him country and their
5 soldiers..
U.S.N.- 5 soldiers..thats all
SIR- well were kind of on a short budget
i took the 5 guys to Sally land..(some third
world country where she is king queen)
i packed up a duffle bag full of diet pills and
took off for her
it seems as tho her head quarters were in iraq..figures...so
i had a water landing and did the dolphin to the
shore
i saw the palace where Hussain lives and walked
in like rambo.....
s.h.-hey Unkle how are ya
U.S.N.-you got a fat dyke biker bitch here stealin
shit from us..i need to kill her
s.h.-i uh, dont know what you mean
U.S.N.-i wont treat you like a nice president..ill
rape you now then kill you
s.h.-shes 3 miles from here in a tent
so i walked to the tent and kicked the plastic door
in...it was like walkin into bill gates home..i
think the outside was a cover
so i saw Sally struthers eating donut holes laughin
while someone else was fixing the wires in diana's
back...
U.S.N.-SALLY STRUTHERS..YOU FAT BITCH YOU..DIIIIIE
i pulled out my "slay the fat bitch sword with special
diet slime on the blade"
i stabbed her and she shrunk..its like i let the
air out..she wasnt a 550lb bitch she was like 90lb
of bitch...
gay hussain walked thru the door like he was gonna
do something...
Sally quickly covered her twinkies..diana was still
getting her wires fixed..hussain stood there and
told sally she couldnt start shit in his country..while
he was talkin to her i got pissed and thrust my
sword into his belly..well it went into him and
into sally mid-bite into a twinkie...they both died
right there and i walked up to the robotic diana,
fucked her , nutt on her wiares and watched her
explode...
i walked back to my house after a quick battle and
took a big shit
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coming soon...how to make a batch of Unkle Slappy
Nuttz for your family
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