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Unkle Slappy Nuttz
life story 12 years 9 months
103 minutes--12/5/01
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This story is rated ®
because i think harry potter looks dumb
Unkle Slappy Nuttz life story 12 years 9
months 103 minutes
The internet restraining order (part 2 of 3) taken
from the files of the Slappy Saga
lets recap shall we.....i was scared...then i had
cyber sex with a relative unknown....she started
to cheat on me..yeah i think thats about it...story
time
I couldnt believe it......she was in another private
room probably having the best cyber sex of her life...and
that person IS NOT me......In a sudden burst of
rage i tracked her down and entered that room.
Roy_gives_it_good_and_gooey: Yeah baby you like
that?
Jenna_needs_it_from_roy: YES...YES...LIKE THAT....YES
What was going on? Was he hurting her? Killing
her? How come she was yelling in caps? She
never did that with me!
Roy_gives_it_good_and_gooey: Yeah baby im gonna
cum....all over your hot tong-
UnkleSlappyNuttz: WHAT IN GODS NAME! YOU WHORE-
YOU HEARTLESS WHORE!
Roy_gives_it_good_and_gooey: Dude
Jenna_needs_it_from_roy: Unkle!?!
UnkleSlappyNuttz: I hate you Jenna....you two timing
whore....god damn you..and your sluty hot talk.
I jumped out of the room...actually offline all
together
.....i was heart broken (adj. overwhelmed with sorrow,
grief or dissapointment)
I sat around my house crying, sobbing, screaming,
and other words as well....after my moments of bitchness
were through i got back online
Last logged offline at 10:01.....Logged online at
10:04.....I dont care what you say...those 3 minutes
of sobbing felt alot longer
So i got back
online..as soon as the pages fully loaded...WHAM..i
felt like i was in an old batman episode.....
It was right in front of my screen.....
"This is a RESTRAINING ORDER To Unkle Slappy Nuttz from Jenna_loves_roy_and_his_throbbing_cock_rocket.
You have been served by the law office of Bailey & Douglas-made famous
for our defense of Steven Baldwin VS the juggling midgets in the secret sex
case of the 80's-
This order was brought to you by the following sponsor's...
The Japanese Sumo Wrestler's Association of America--To compete, you gotta
eat!
Camel Cigarettes--Remember if it's not a Camel, you've probably got cancer!
Hydrogen Peroxide Mouth Wash--Feel the warmth in your mouth, and swallow!
Women Againt Men's Seamen--Is it in you?
Non-Dairy Creamer--So full of artificial flavor's, would you really want
to go back to liquid from cow's tit's?
Lysol Disinfectant Spray--Country Scent-- Smell's sooo good, why wouldn't
you want to huff it?
Master P--No Limit Records-- Remember us? We were big once, we swear!
Bemis Toilets and Soft Seat Covers-- So comfortable, low altitude bombing
never felt soo good!
You have one week to appeal your suit or a court date will be scheduled
via email. If you decide to attend court please enter chatroom "Judge
Billingson" with your lawyer present. You may defend your case
without representation but it's not recommended-unless you plan to lose.
For further information regarding this please click -->HERE<--
Thank you"
WHAT THE...WHAT JUST HAPPENED?
I sat at the screen mind blown......i decided to click -->HERE<--..another
screen loaded up..it red...
"STAY AWAY FROM JENNA AND ROY YOU SICK FUCK"
I cancelled that page out and immediately contacted the best internet lawyer...
Ronny Jochron--You see the guilty always try to blame the innocent, thats
why you must equity!
UnkleSlappyNuttz: I love her. Why would she do this to me?
Ronny: Probably cause your what we like to call " a deranged stalker" but
dont worry. I can tell she made you that way. IT'S THAT BITCH
WHO IS TO BLAME NOT YOU!
UnkleSlappyNuttz: Yeah it is, GOD PLEASE KILL THAT EVIL BITCH......I LOVE
HER KILL ME!
Ronny: Son in court, try to shut up.
UnkleSlappyNuttz: You got it.
Ronny: Now who's the judge?
UnkleSlappyNuttz: Judge Billingson.
Ronny: Now i want you to know the deal. This judge has a history of
bad decision's against these kind's of case.
UnkleSlappyNuttz: What do you mean bad?
Ronny: Well in 30 cases he's sent 12 to DeathRow, 2 for anger management,
5 to health clinic's for brain shock treatment's, 6 waste clean up janitor's
in the National Enema's for Muslims association and the last 5 he shot to
death during the hearings.
UnkleSlappyNuttz: Do i have to really show up for this, or can i be like
Snoop in his last court hearing and not be present but let my lawyer enter
my plea?
Ronny: No..NO NO NO! DO YOU THINK O.J. SIMPSON SHOWED UP IN HANDCUFF BECAUSE
HE HAD TO?? HE WAS MAKING A POINT...PROVE ME GUILTY AND I'LL KEEP THESE HANDCUFFS
ON!! HE EVEN SLEPT IN THE CELLS WITH THE NON GUILTY JUST TO SHOW THE
PEOPLE HE WAS NOT SCARED...HE TOOK IT LIKE A MAN AND HE SHOWED THE PEOPLE
HE WAS INNOCENT
UnkleSlappyNuttz: He showed up in handcuffs because he was arrested and charged
for her murder. And if he didnt do it then why did he try to out run
the police going 30 mph in a damn bronco??
Ronny: You must be thinking of the wrong O.J. Simpson.
UnkleSlappyNuttz: Right...
Ronny: Well Unkle I shall file this and be ready for court. I'll get
back to you as soon as i get word back from Billingson and Bailey & Douglas.
UnkleSlappyNuttz: Thank you Ronny.
A couple days passed when i got the email. Court date was scheduled
for friday the 13th . Not a very lucky day eh.
That means i had 2 days to gather myself for the big day.
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Stay tuned for part 3 "The internet court order"
Showcase of talent...or other brillant idiots from U.S.N. to you....
7 PERSONALITIES OF SIN
1. Aunt Flappy Clits (Imagine U.S.N...with tits...nuff
said)
2. Waffle Tits
(News breaking reporter with "word on the street")
3. Homeless Harry (Home cooking tips
and tricks from the local hobo)
4. Aunt Bob & Uncle Jenny (Trials and tribulations
of trailor park trash)
5. Five Fingers Freddy (How to steal more then
just money on wall street)
6. Moral Marty
(He tells you why the world is going to hell...and yet trys to make a profit)
7. Anarchy Andy & Mayhem Mikey
(If its evil..hes got the dirt)
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