 |
 |
 |
|
 |
|
 |
|
 |
|
 |
|
 |
|
 |
|
 |
|
 |
|
 |
|
 |
|
 |
|
 |
 |
Friends of
The Brain |
 |
Warning: include(../x3top3/output/toplist.html) [function.include]: failed to open stream: No such file or directory in /var/www/redbrain.net/slappy/4-1-02.php3 on line 181
Warning: include(../x3top3/output/toplist.html) [function.include]: failed to open stream: No such file or directory in /var/www/redbrain.net/slappy/4-1-02.php3 on line 181
Warning: include() [function.include]: Failed opening '../x3top3/output/toplist.html' for inclusion (include_path='.:/usr/share/php:/usr/share/pear') in /var/www/redbrain.net/slappy/4-1-02.php3 on line 181
|
 |
 |
 |
|
|
|
 |
|
Rumors, slander, and
a bunch of idiots who talk too much shit--4/1/02
|
This story is rated ® by the makers of hats...thats right..nothing
makes my day feel right without a nice hat
Unkle Slappy Nuttz life story...as seen on E!
Unkle slappy Nuttz present
Rumors, slander, and a bunch of idiots who talk too much shit
So ive been on a massive herion binge as of later and dealing with the real
world has really killed my high...i finally got my ass and act together when
i get an email from a fan "yo check out this shit here man, you gotta fire
back at em like the slappster can"
I click on the link and boom..im on isgay.com...checking out a story of me
being a pedophile trying to attack some 9 year old boy....
I must admit it was funny....and i have really not been challenged to date
by anyone of importance (and still havent)
I saw the link Redbrain posted and went about my day...
Should i fire back on them?? Should I let it ride out??
I decided to blow it off and get my mind right to write and release what
the fans want to see...something that doesnt suck..(isgay.com..learn from
that line..stuff that doesnt suck)
I figure were all in on this humor thing and it was a joke (i took it that
way atleast) the personalties (they all finally have someone to fill
their void...JOY) were like.." man you need to fire back..dont let some shit
site diss you..lets all hit them with shit day after day, week after week"
Now im someone who knows that slandering your weaker opponent again and again
turning your back on the real reason im writing for a site..to make people
laugh would turn my fans away...yeah i like to chew on some ass but it wasnt
worth my time..i mean seriously..take a look at the site..if you dont want
to ill give you a run down
4 Sites writing in one under slapass.net..(apparently thats his little humor
ring)
They have no Bios..(meaning their scared to put their name on something because
they dont have talent)
their slogan is "harassing people since 1995...it should be molesting people
under five"
Also and this is the big point..their a bunch of nobodies who get like 50
hits a day...so their struggling for people..what do they do to attract people
to their site??? attack someone whos at the pinnacle of humor...meaning.....you
hate those you want to switch shoes with....im flattered...
So i told everyone (7 personalties) that i would NOT focus my time on garbage
attempting to be funny and that i would focus on getting my head right to
pound out more stories for the fans..i might tho throw in a few insulting
lines on myself to show them it didnt faze me..an that even im no better
then myself...
So i was sitting around thursday night with a few personalties (Peter Hertzer,
Waffle Tits, Harry Bush) when it got brought to my attention in the phrase
" Boy its 2002 and their still calling people homosexuals..Kentucky fried
homos at that"
So another day went by and i was still not going to press the button..again..why
help them out with hits..their a fading site thats trying to start a fued..i
win when they go under...right??
So Easter sunday I decide to check my email, and Redbrain before i launch
some more wicked humor so great after your done reading it you want to flush
your face in a bathroom urinal 4 times...well guess what i see??
"It seems the smeer champaign on Unkle Slappy Nuttz is still flowing like
the nile river"
ARE YOU KIDDING ME??
I got yet another site (isshitty.com) trying to duke it out with me?? so
i go to the site and read what they wrote..Unkle Slappy nuttz is so shitty
the shitty shit was shitty..hes shitty...are you serious..you people wasted
time to write that...im getting attacked by children who broke their parents
internet lock code...
its funny cause 1 year to the day (tommorrow) is the 1 year anniversary of
redbrain.com...(happy fools day) and these people are trying to what...show
their cool by fucking with a computer humor genius...if it wasnt so sad and
pathetic it would be funny...
So obviously it was all done out of either the joy of fun, or the art of
insulting...either way hey this is in no way an attempt to defend myself..because
it would take alot more then 5 sites filled with people scraping the bottom
of the jean pool to really get under my skin...remember im a lover of the
world an all of its fury woodland creatures then a fighter..altho i could
destroy you all in a matter of seconds...
if your lkooking for content to use on me..email me..ill atleast give you
good comedy routines
if your looking for a couple good sites to visit for comedy material try
these Site 1
, Site 2
, Site 3
, Site 4
...
To sum it all up in a scrotum..
Isgay.com (site name says it all)
isshitty.com (hmm..i wonder how good their writers are)
and the dysfunctional family at slapass.net i stand up and applaud
Not for your great ability to try a battle..No i thank you for spreading
the good name of Unkle Slappy Nuttz..see....people will see my name then
wonder on over here..kinda like all of the listed websites do to gather material
and read, enjoy themselves but for the most part..you have helped yourself
lose yet another reader...
One of our slogans i helped create when we were coming along was
"Want amateur comedians, go somewhere else!"
It was a pretty good statement but now its almost real...because not only
can I (we) say that but now we know what sites to lead the idiots to..
remember this was strictly out of love..not hate...
U.S.N.--K.J.S.
UnkleSlappyNuttz@redbrain.com
______________________________________________________________________
Coming up next i skipped the batch of the slappynator because i forgot it..haha
sorry..instead im working with "Colon Blasters" and trying to
hand Waffle Tits over to S.W.
I should have something about a stalker for hire..hell i dunno..i got like
5 stories at once
|
|
|
|
