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who let the faggie dogs out...an why is elmo tryin to swallow em all??
( part 3 of 5)--6/9/01
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Unkle Slappy Nuttz life story.....so true its on
Ripley's believe it or not...i swear
88 years old
who let the faggie dogs out...an why is elmo
tryin to swallow em all??(part 3 of 5)
Its that time so throw away your G.I.Joes and quit
humpin your fuckin barbie...Unkle Slappy Nuttz is
gonna bust some stupid shit your way.....
It was during that christmas we all remember......
Tickle me Elmo dolls were the fad...if
you didnt have one your child didnt have friends..or
they were the outcast of school sitting in the corner
of the classroom playing with his hand..WHY..BECAUSE
THOSE FUCKIN KIDS SAID I WAS STUPID, DUMN, WEIRD,
IDIOT, DIE WE HATE YOU DIE!!!
sorry...
Well it was a rush and my nephew was like " hey
bitch ass U.S.N., i cant fuck
that weak ass barbie or ken, you gonna go outan
buy me my shit yo, that blue ass tickle me elmo...
what can i say my nephew
gots skills...so i searched high...low..from homeless
butt cracks to that guy who bought a trip to outer
space...NASA said they didnt even no where to get
their hands on one...
so down on my luck i smoked some crack..nothing
beats free base in a time of need..ya no?
well i was out on x-mas eve just prayin that i wouldnt
let my nephew down..cause thats a drag...it was
around 11 or so and the streets were empty..everyone
was at home sendin their kids to bed as they guzzle
down 40oz of milk an shit wrappin their gifts laughin
at my bitch ass..
i was at the crossroads..suicide...or have my nephew
beat my ass...suicide or an ass beatin...suicide..
i hear
??-hey psss..hey you buddy..
U.S.N.-yeah..where are you
??-over here
out of the shadows came a guy standin a towering
6'2...well not that tall but
jj-my names jarshue(to combine joshue and jarsh..understand)
jackson and i got tickle me elmo dolls out the wazoo
for ya..wanna get one?
U.S.N.-hell yeah
so i follow this guy down 3 flights of stairs into
some underground sewer that was covered from head
to toe with dead bodies and dust.
U.S.N.-you ever thought about cleanin the place
up a little?
jj-there it is
i looked into a dark corner and it was like a really
important guy in heaven turned on the spot lights
so i could see this doll...i heard the music playin..like
500 people are humming a tune in harmony..that good
shit that gives you the willys
U.S.N.-how much
jj-your soul
U.S.N.-sorry bud my
souls been thru enuff
jj-ok how about 50 bucks?
U.S.N.-deal
i hand em the 50 an he smiles...i walk out and i
can hear him laughin yelling "haha i got another
poor bastard" sure im thinkin
so i go home to wrap the gift.. elmo looks so cute
and friendly..so i decide to take em outta the box...
hes laughin while im playin with his stomach an
i begin to think this is a great gift for my nephew..so
i fuck elmo..right in his fuzzy blue asshole ok
and i begin to hear a scream..an mumbles...
i throw elmo down and stand up...i move my long
dick outta his face an say
U.S.N.-who is that
elmo-well listen up faggot..im a spirit stuck in
a tickle me elmo doll..mind helpin me get out..
U.S.N.-sure
so i finish fuckin his blue ass..screams can be
heard round the block...i grab my oujiu, lit
some candles, and made the house smell dope by given
it a little potpourri blast ...
i sat down and began to pull spirits or call spirits
or...something that mrs cleo does...well my little
asshole sore elmo started to jiggle, jangle, bangle,
bingle, bingo, old mcdonald had a farm and many
other weird movement words like shutter shiver
well the doll began to grow from a 4 inch waste
of money to a 5-6 foot asshole..without the sweet
blue hair..well he was covered in blue fuzz slime
from the body change..he was weak..so i took advantage
once more an did some brown eye investigating, gave
em food, clothes, water, and a nice swift kick in
the ass out my front door....7 weeks later i saw
em on the news..press was makin a big deal about
him/her/it huggin bill clit'in...seems out friendly
elmo can chug some deep cock!!
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coming soon from the U.S.N. Productions/redbrain
team....
part 4 of 5...the traveling freak show that is Lumpy
the clown...lets take a look at the reviews...
newsweek "fuckin spooky" U.S.A. today
"i had nightmares about his nekkedness"
hustler "we even think U.S.N. went over the egde"
AOL "i vomited in my wifes eye"
bill gates "i thought it was funny"
firestone tires based in decatur illinois
"we wish U.S.N.'s tires WERE NOT recalled!"
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my updates have been slow cause i gotta work...sux...but
i try to get out what i can when i have time....masturbating
doesnt always pay the bills..unless i fill up a
water jug..can only do that once in a given day
ya no...
UnkleSlappyNuttz@redbrain.com
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