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Lumpy the Clowns circus freaks with big teets
(part 4 of 5)--7/30/01
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This story is rated by JIMMY REDMOND for the "Jimmy
Redmond sucks for world peace"
thats right Jimmy Redmond will attempt to suck 6
million dicks in hopes of bringing world peace...slogan-cum
to smile-
Unkle Slappy Nuttz life story so late its not funny
119 years old
Lumpy the Clowns circus freaks with big teets (part
4 of the epic 5 part series)(epic my ass-quote from
Unkle)
Well im back..up and running..out of the mental
home..and ready to fuck
(FLASH BACK TO WHEN I WAS 109 YEARS OLD)
Well i was old and my wrinkled up crusty nutt sac
was gettin ready to shed....or something..
so i just saved the world from the evil tyrant known
as
the Jimmy Redmond gang (Lumpy is second to last)
well they were trying to steal candy from underage
midgets and kick babys in diapers..and thats funny
an all right..but uncalled for..and since they owned
the town i had to beat their ass's and run em outta
their town..i was flung upon shoulders..told to
have sex with as many legal daughters and they all
hoped i would stay and be their superman..i blasted
a few warm nutties on some faces...stuck it in the
backdoor soup holder but i just didnt feel
like stayin...so in the middle of the night i fled..PERFECT
TIME FOR A GOOD MAN
(PRESENT DAY-10 YEARS LATER)
I was sitting at home..gettin a blow job from some
dyke biker chick cause i told her i was some
mullet sportin bitch boy who thought he had singin
talent in the 80's...so fell for it...well low
and behold that same bitch boy just happened to
do a live plug in on the show
with that guy an his big ass chin..i think he
stole my chin in 72..
well that girl got up an startin yackin her blonde
head off so i threw her outta my apartment window...
packin up a few things i headed off...runnin full
speed cause i new the cops were gonna arrest me
and their
dickhead captain Aunt Bob would give me a brutal
cavity search..and that shit aint fun...espically
when they grab the jaws of life to open you up..WITHOUT
ANY SORT OF JELLY..
Well the only place i new to go was to my secret
safe city...dong tong (its french)
i walked into the town and it had changed dramatically..people
were walkin the streets like zombies....i caught
something weird from my left eye..i watched 4 kids
run down the street pickin peoples wallets without
resistance...
U.S.N.-WTF
right then an old lady walked out in front of me..so
i reached in her purse pulling out a brick
U.S.N.-WTAHHHHHHHHHHHH
layin on the ground for what felt like days i looked
up to see that old ass bitch standing over me with
a tazer gun..out of the entire town i had to fuck
with the bitch who knows self-defense
she helps me up and i see her wig slip...i grab
the wig and like a weird sci-fi movie that face
just jumps out at me...
ITS LUMPY THE CLOWN.....altho its not hard to spot
lumpy..(his need for gay make up and a nose that
would make
Owen Wilson say DAYUM)
i jumped up and we both had a stare down...until
he started sobbin like a bitch with two tumors in
a jelly like sac under his cock..
U.S.N.-hey bitch stop that shit
L.T.C-its just that im tryin to start over...you
were right
Jimmy Redmond->seen here posing in the 1983
"cool dude" contest
well lumpy kept on tellin me his sap ass story of
how he wont ever score or ever get a chick how he
wants to touch my nuttz and how his balls look uneven
in the mirror...now i really didnt care about it..or
did i wanna no
i laid Lumpy
down in his crib with a warm bottle of milk and
a small thumb like dildo for his weak ass to suck
on..
i passed out..with coco in hand and warm spermicals
still to be cleaned up (i had passin out right after
i nutt)
i got woke up by a loud crashing sound and saw lumpy
attached to the ceiling fan like a fuckin cat...
U.S.N.-what the hell are you doin dipshit
L.T.B.-i saw em..hes coming back for me
now i could tell lumpy was scared..like he won the
contest where
Kenny Loggins comes to your house and sings
to you...
thats like havin Jehovah's witness come..and you
accidently answer it..thats some fucked up shit
aint it??
well i finally got lumpy in hand..with the side
of my hand...
L.T.C.-hes going to come back and try to rule the
universe
U.S.N.-who?
L.T.C.-JIMMY REDMOND
now ive faced worse..much worse...
Gonorrhea Sophia there was a crazy bitch....Jimmy
redmond is more like that little next door neighbor
who deserves to get his ass whupped..but his mom
is always protecting his fuckin gay ass...well his
mom aint here now
U.S.N.-put on your ass kickin boots cause jimmys
goin down
L.T.C.-but im scared
i took Lumpy to the only spot known to man where
you can find pedophile's like jimmy hanging out(other
then michaels jacksons house)..thats right
a Kris Kross convention..you know when they
talk about what COULD of..SHOULD of..BUT NEVER DID
cause they sucked alot..
well i was correct..because after a couple minutes
lumpy saw what he believed to be a new appearance
jimmy beatin one off to a baby cactus...i took a
hard look and yes..it was the new and improved
JIMMY REDMOND..
lumpy ran like a bitch with a fuckin dildo turned
on and jammed up his ass sideways...
i yelling at KRIS KROSS..PEDOPHILE and pointed to
his retarded ass..they stood up and played some
songs from their new album...his feet turned into
rocket boosters and he flew thru the ceiling...
when reporters came up to thank me for saving them
from some charles manson lookin freak i pointed
to lumpy..who had clearly pissed himself and said..thats
the fuckin twit you wanna thank...
lumpy just sat there in shock and sang some gay
ass john tesh songs....wutta bitch with fat tits
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coming A.S.A.P. part 5 of the epic 5 part series
the brain behind the man -RedBrain- .why his invisible
feet smell like cheese curls
got something you gotta tell me...leave it in the
message
board or email
me ass..
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