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10. Someone above you is holding a tremendous magnifying glass directing sunlight on you.
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9. Every time you fart, something ELSE catches fire.
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8. Flames in the mirror as you brush your hair.
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7. Penis is hotter than normal to the touch.
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6. Flames appear near or on your skin.
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5. Empty gas can and dear John letter can be seen from bed through smoke.
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4. The phrase stop, drop, and roll enters your head.
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3. Hot flashes and you are not even going through "the change".
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2. People are putting hotdogs and hamburgers on you and they are actually cooking.
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1. You look like that one superhero who was always on fire.
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