reasons to stop using your penis... |
11. So you never fuck a fat girl again...EVER!
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| 10. So when friends ask what you have been doing with yourself,
you can say nothing and mean it. |
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| 9. So the curse of masturbation can be set aside for more
lofty goals. |
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| 8. Think of all the money you will save on condoms. |
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| 7. Having a meeting with hot female associates will not
foster another jerk off session in the company bathroom. |
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| 6. Think of all the free time you will have away from your
masturbation schedule. |
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| 5. There will be other television choices besides the scrambled
porn feed. |
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| 4. You can read a book. |
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| 3. You will finally discover the internet has no real purpose. |
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| 2. You will never again feel that shame as you mop that
pool of cum off your stomach with a crusty t-shirt. |
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1. No more shaving those embarrassingly hairy palms.
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