things
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11. Stand back mother fucker, I'm fucking packing heat.
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10. We are probably just gonna get a hotel room and fuck.
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| 9. Me no I don't have my license yet. I can't exactly
obtain a license with my DUI history. |
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8. I'll have your daughter home early.......in a
bag.
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| 7. You know your wife is hot too, do mind if I fuck her,
just for a comparison. |
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| 6. Is that your Jaguar, yeah I saw it outside the Porno
Store on 7th Street last week, I almost pulled
over to help, you really had your arms full. |
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| 5. You don't mind I move in after the baby.......(girlfriend
screams) Well how the fuck was I supposed
to know you didn't tell him yet? |
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| 4. Yeah sorry about leaving my underpants in your bed.....we
thought you would be out of town til tomorrow. |
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3. Dude, pipe down I only hit her three times.
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| 2. So did she tell you how big my cock is? |
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1. Sir, of course.... I would be honored. Ummmm
Grace? Let's see....OH GREAT SATAN WE ARE
GATHERED....
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