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11. Jam grenades into poop chute and then tell him you
love him.
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10. Bring him to New York for "Beat Osama for $1
Day" and see who shows up.
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9. Shave balls, cover them in peanut butter and dangle
in front of attack dogs.
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8. Give him a sexchange and send him back to Afganastan
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7. Use him as a lab monkey and infect him with Aids,
Cancer, Anthrax, Black
Plague and Ebola, then try and keep him
alive.
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| 6. Bring him to Joe "Jose" Jimeniz's 6th birthday
party and use his sack as a pinata. |
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| 5. Dress him up as a pig and set him loose in backwoods
of Georgia. |
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| 4. Bring him down South for an old fashion public hanging.
(Including complimentary Jug Band) |
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| 3. Make him work at 7-11 for life. |
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2. Get him in bed with Saddam Huessein and get Farah
Fawcett to fake a threesome and light bed
on fire.
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1. Find him first.
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