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Zombie Attack part 2--5/2/01
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This story is rated
® by me..because i hate Robert Downey jr...
Unkle Slappy Nuttz life story -make my body
pay- 931 years old- 20 minutes
Zombie Attack part 2 ( a continue from " How
i created my love slave)
Well lets just say Unkle has a set of shaved
nutties and hes
ready to fuck..so lets jump into story time
an pick up where we didnt leave off so it wont make
any sense an thats how we like it...so where wasnt
i....ok here goes
So i hung up the phone and i was shocked..how could
that bitch an my bitch ass kid walk the fuck right
out the front door an start eatin people without
even tellin me..first off..i know i make enuff money
so she has noooooo need to leave me..fuckin hoe..an
second..bitch aint cooked a meal in weeks..why didnt
she fill my ass in on this..i would be in the group
munchin on people an shit..instead she goes out
an finds food without me..i am begining to hate
her..
So i walkedin the back bedroom an there was some
kinda
zombie orgy..an ill tell ya..that guy was humpin
out on her..i aint seen a
chick make that kinda face without usin a torture
treatment...even tho i can say i was kinda turned
on by the site of two dead ass old zombies pumpin
out freak style that shit was still on my clean
sheets...so i had to say something..
U.S.N.-hey ya dead fucks..ya mind
dead ass-ohh im sorry Unkle..here let me move-
he smiled an slid over..but that face of his just
gave me a weird chill..so i sat down next to him
an started to change my shoes from the mr. rogers
faggie slippers with bunny ears to my kick zombie
ass moon walkin boots...
well it seems as tho i didnt get to change my boots
an kick his ass in time..cause he shot a cannon
into her an flooded my new shit..
U.S.N-Muther Fucker!!!
dead ass guy who i must kill-ya know what goes good
after sex??
U.S.N.-whats that ya fuckin dick..
dead guy who dont stand a chance- YOUR BRAIN......or
flesh ya know whatever..
I knew it..this
ugly lookin mother rapin slut jumps up an tries
to eat me...he jumped for my neck but since i watch
late night T.V. and i own 2 Food Dehydrator
by inventor Rob popeal (which is pretty much like
knowing self-defense) i stood up real fast an turned
giving his head the flying chop-slam (i just made
that move up-but for safety reasons PLEASE DONT
TRY THAT MOVE ON A LIVING PERSON)
We all know that i kilt (kinda like killed but i
forgot to spell it correctly and i dont wanna go
back to change it so instead ill write this message)
I jumped on the bed an rode that dead bitch and
squirted my freedom juice into her dust hole..she
died right there in the liquid love..i tried not
to fart a tear...
I walked up out my house ready to kill everything...i
looked left..i looked right..i looked straight..an
i felt a breeze on my neck so i turned around an
i saw a scary sight..no not ricki lake
a crack head zombie and he asked me..
crack
head-hey ill suck yo
dickfor a cheese burger..
U.S.N.-what the fuck...
(what i will show you next is a small glimpse into
the
Chop-Slam ( be warned that its not a nice picture..an
remember..dont try this at home)
Ok i was finally free to start killin zombies..which
i did with no problem..they saw my comin an was
like "yo here come Unkle..hes kickin zombie ass..we
best run"
There was only one zombie who tried to fight me..his
name was
Jerry..he was considered the tuff zombie on
his block...i kicked his fuckin ass an shot em up
to Mars..
Theres a new face on mars now..
Well i pretty much beat and killed every zombie
in the world..or in my yard atleast...and i was
sad because i didnt see my kid(s) and my ugly bitch
freak wife..i sat down an heard a cry for me..
I looked back an my ugly ass wife an ugly ass kids
were
standin behind a fence..i ran to them...hugged
em all..
i said to my wife..
U.S.N.-bitch..why you leave?
wife-cause we needed to eat flesh..an you were gone..
U.S.N.-BITCH..YOU WAS GONNA EAT ME??
wife-well..yeah..DUH!
So without a thought..I SET THAT BITCH AN MY KIDS
ON FIRE..watched em burn slowly..an after many hours
of slow roasting...i burried all my kids in the
back yard under my garden..(shit makes your tomatoes
grow good and taste good too)..i took my wife inside..an
beat her with my shoe...why my shoe..i dunno it
just came to mind..
Coming soon from the halls of Unkle Slappy Nuttz
productions/redbrain team.....
"sweatin to the old 80's big hair bands style-My
strive to a great fitness video"
Do you have an intresting idea for a story?
Wanna see Unkle Slappy Nuttz turn your idea into
a total pile of steaming shit?
If so email UnkleSlappyNuttz@redbrain.com.....or
post your ideas in our message
board...
Hey we try our best to give you shit..let us know
whats funny..whats not..an why you want Unkle Slappy
Nuttz to fuck your mom on camera at your family
reunion....Anythings possible
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